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Une femme entre dans la cuisine et trouve son mari avec une tapette à la main.
« Mais que fais-tu? » s’exclame-t-elle.
« La chasse aux mouches », répond-il.
« Tu en as tuées? » demande-t-elle.
« Ouais, trois mâles et deux femelles. »
Intriguée, elle demande « Et comment tu peux savoir? »
Il répond, « Trois étaient sur une boîte de bière et deux sur le téléphone! »

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males and two females."
Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone!"

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  1. lame

    (Posted on 2011-09-07 04:21:00 by liz)

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